June 2012
1,499 posts
May 2012
499 posts
Everytime I hear "Shot me outta the sky..." I do...
vashappeninlove:
Every. Single. Time.
When someone is talking at the movies →
wowfunniestposts:
this blog is epic
my parents: why don't you hang out with your friends?
me: because you won't buy me plane tickets to visit them
Touch my food; suffer the consequences. →
wowfunniestposts:
You’ve been warned.
this blog is hilarious
Oh Emma...
flabbergasms:
My socially awkward life
person: hey
me: good thanks
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
April fools joke gone wrong
Me: Mum, I'm pregnant
Mum: AHAHAHAHAH! who got you pregnant...your posters?
Me: ...