Everytime I hear "Shot me outta the sky..." I do...
vashappeninlove: Every. Single. Time.
When someone is talking at the movies →
wowfunniestposts: this blog is epic
my parents: why don't you hang out with your friends?
me: because you won't buy me plane tickets to visit them
Touch my food; suffer the consequences. →
wowfunniestposts: You’ve been warned. this blog is hilarious
My socially awkward life
me: good thanks
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
April fools joke gone wrong
Me: Mum, I'm pregnant
Mum: AHAHAHAHAH! who got you pregnant...your posters?