Remember when i got those 6 inch black heels
whatevachild: and i tried to see how many stairs i could climb at once “Now im up to 5 steps at once, this aint even my final form” “I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD” “Ball so hard mother fuckers wanna fine me” “ffffFFFFFF- no. NO. MOM.” “FUCKING?! I TRIED SO HARD AND CAME SO FAR”
fizzyginger: If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point
A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don't find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ....... I can't.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN'T????
When i found out Canada banned members of the...
tyleroakley: REMINDS ME OF MY EX.
me: [walking past book store]
me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
pornialls: my dick is longer than the wanted’s career fun fact: i don’t have a dick
hus-bands: sleep is for the weak more like sleep is for a week